Con Chapman

The Exterminator

"Are you going to argue that Fluffy there isn’t a pet, Ms. Lawyer?”

Con Chapman

Mar 04, 2016

Matt Slade, Esq.--Pro Bono Czar

They made me pro bono czar, in charge of the charity cases. You don't make a lot of money with that client list.

Con Chapman

Feb 25, 2016

Almost Happy

"We were almost happy there, weren't we?"

Con Chapman

Feb 15, 2016

With Arthur Rimbaud at the Chamber of Commerce

A little kiss, like a crazy spider, will run round your neck.

Con Chapman

Feb 05, 2016

Something Awful

"I heard something awful, as we were coming off the beach."

Con Chapman

Jan 13, 2016

I Could Write a Book

"As you may know, sex produces . . . bodily fluids."

Con Chapman

Jan 07, 2016

Upfaked Out of My Love Shoes

Con Chapman

Dec 30, 2015